I say that wrong and it's on purpose! The Norm Crosby thread.
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I think this fits here! 
The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided to personally recruit some pilots and he saw two young twins.
He looked at the first young man and asked: "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man looks at him and says: "I'm a pilot!"
The General gets all excited, turns to his aide and says: “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"
The aide hustles the young man off. The General looks at the second young man and asks: "What skills do you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man says: "I chop wood!"
“Son,” the general replies: “We don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?”
“I chop wood!”
“Young man,” huffs the general, “You are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!”
“Well,” the young man says, “You hired my brother!”
“Of course we did,” says the general, “He’s a pilot!”
The young man rolls his eyes and says: “So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!”
Maybe not ?
The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided to personally recruit some pilots and he saw two young twins.
He looked at the first young man and asked: "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man looks at him and says: "I'm a pilot!"
The General gets all excited, turns to his aide and says: “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"
The aide hustles the young man off. The General looks at the second young man and asks: "What skills do you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man says: "I chop wood!"
“Son,” the general replies: “We don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?”
“I chop wood!”
“Young man,” huffs the general, “You are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!”
“Well,” the young man says, “You hired my brother!”
“Of course we did,” says the general, “He’s a pilot!”
The young man rolls his eyes and says: “So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!”
Maybe not ?
I don't get it. Are the days of the week pronounced any differently?
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I serve locally in an elected office, key dates in May and November are for kissing hands and shaking babies.
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My DD when younger said a few things we still say today. So much so, it spellchecks it to her pronunciation in texts with DW.
Hi-C the drink is called hick.
food shopping is shoe foopin.
and my favorite LED lights are lead lights.
When outsiders hear us talking they must be like oh these poor people are stupid.
Hi-C the drink is called hick.
food shopping is shoe foopin.
and my favorite LED lights are lead lights.
When outsiders hear us talking they must be like
oh these poor people are stupid.
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When my DS was like 3, he thought that when we were saying “Parmesian Cheese” that we were saying “Pappa John’s” cheese. So now the whole family always calls it “Pappa Johns” cheese.