SHAME SHAME on this person for doing this!! ( & request for rumor control)

Don't know if anybody is counting, but +1 vote from me for the most enjoyable hijacked thread ever. Crazy parents, USNA, "back in my day" stories, hotdogs, cheese steaks, bacon, haiku,etc, etc, and now scary insects!!!! What does this thread not have.
 
Don't know if anybody is counting, but +1 vote from me for the most enjoyable hijacked thread ever. Crazy parents, USNA, "back in my day" stories, hotdogs, cheese steaks, bacon, haiku,etc, etc, and now scary insects!!!! What does this thread not have.
Snakes on a plane? Wait for it, someone will have a story to tell. I'd put money on it being a Marine.
 
Don't know if anybody is counting, but +1 vote from me for the most enjoyable hijacked thread ever. Crazy parents, USNA, "back in my day" stories, hotdogs, cheese steaks, bacon, haiku,etc, etc, and now scary insects!!!! What does this thread not have.
It’s a relatively calm time of the application cycle year. I think part of it is loneliness 😆😆
 
... haiku background ---> Jungle Survival training, Lopburi, Thailand.

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Tired sleepy bored class
Thai teacher released cobras
Jump! Save me Jesus.
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Back in the day when wardroom movies came on reels, you would assign JOs to various duties to properly rate the movie and deliver a report afterwards:
- what was the mort count?
- type and number of ordnance expended
- was there a train wreck?
- chase scene?
- snakes?
- inane but quotable dialogue?

This thread is checking all the blocks. We do need a Gunsmith Haiku though.


And to add to the general mayhem, “the lamentations of their women”:

 
Back in the day when wardroom movies came on reels, you would assign JOs to various duties to properly rate the movie and deliver a report afterwards:
- what was the mort count?
- type and number of ordnance expended
- was there a train wreck?
- chase scene?
- snakes?
- inane but quotable dialogue?

This thread is checking all the blocks. We do need a Gunsmith Haiku though.


And to add to the general mayhem, “the lamentations of their women”:

I'm not sure I ever want to meet you. You are a forum legend.
 
7A9C27A7-CB5F-4CAF-AF38-7A3887302245.jpegFire in the sky across the highway from our house tonight. Monsoon is here! Now back to our regularly scheduled chaotic program.
 

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Snakes on a plane? Wait for it, someone will have a story to tell. I'd put money on it being a Marine.
I'll take this as an invite for a sea story........ No snakes but wait for it ! Out doing some "routine" training flight ops so we could log some NVG time so there was nothing exciting going on. I was literally hot seating pilots for what seemed like an eternity. I was the Crew chief and I may have closed my eyes for a quick second ;) when all of a sudden the helicopter (Phrog) jerked pretty violently causing me and the co-pilot to be respond with the expected WTF Sir? To which he responded in a very high pitched voice something ran up my leg! I was like yea ok maybe he feel asleep too! Only a few seconds later I saw a MOUSE run out of the cockpit. I couldn't stop laughing, the pilot did not find it funny at all. I still to this day could not imagine how a mouse got onboard but if I was a betting man I'd put my money on one of the those Texas Marines trying to mess with me since I liked to poke fun at them. Cant make this stuff up!
 
Another WTF moment ......

After the main fighting was done in Iraq for Desert Storm, they had set a whole bunch of oil rigs on fire and the smoke produced was ridiculous. One day, I was on the flightline waiting to launch one of our aircraft and it started to get darker, but orange-ish. Visibility was almost zero. And this was at 1300 in the afternoon. Needless to say, we did not launch any aircraft for a few hours. It was surreal!

That's not the moment I'm talking about, but it was a direct influence on future events.

Another night, two of our birds were out on recon (OV-1D, fixed wing reconnaissance aircraft for the Army with a side looking radar system), and after finishing their patrol, flew back to the airfield. However, visibility was back to sh-t when they were nearing the runway. One of the pilots did four or five passes to try and locate the runway and was running out of fuel, then followed textbook, asked for a heading away from civilization, and he and the observer punched out and ditched the plane. Some of the other mechanics went out to the site the next day and disabled electronics and data boxes accordingly until the security units could get there to watch over it until it could be disposed of.

The other pilot (one of our most experienced) made some passes, couldn't locate the runway, but decided on taking another. He was really low, saw the runway at his 2 o'clock right below him, banked incredibly hard right. So much so, that the right wing hit the runway and about 6 feet of the wing was bent upward around 30 degrees as a result. But .... he adjusted accordingly and landed the plane.

I was on day shift, so did not see any of this, but they hauled me out of my rack in the morning and said I had to go make the bird safe. You see ...... the observer had actually pulled his ejection seat handles when it hit the runway, but not far enough to engage the explosives. And being one of the only ejection seat qualified mechanics in the unit, I had to go out to the plane and make sure everything got pinned properly without it going off. :eek2: I'm not EOD, but that was probably the most anxious I ever was in the military, even when the SCUDS were blowing up over us in Riyadh.
 
Another WTF moment ......

After the main fighting was done in Iraq for Desert Storm, they had set a whole bunch of oil rigs on fire and the smoke produced was ridiculous. One day, I was on the flightline waiting to launch one of our aircraft and it started to get darker, but orange-ish. Visibility was almost zero. And this was at 1300 in the afternoon. Needless to say, we did not launch any aircraft for a few hours. It was surreal!

That's not the moment I'm talking about, but it was a direct influence on future events.

Another night, two of our birds were out on recon (OV-1D, fixed wing reconnaissance aircraft for the Army with a side looking radar system), and after finishing their patrol, flew back to the airfield. However, visibility was back to sh-t when they were nearing the runway. One of the pilots did four or five passes to try and locate the runway and was running out of fuel, then followed textbook, asked for a heading away from civilization, and he and the observer punched out and ditched the plane. Some of the other mechanics went out to the site the next day and disabled electronics and data boxes accordingly until the security units could get there to watch over it until it could be disposed of.

The other pilot (one of our most experienced) made some passes, couldn't locate the runway, but decided on taking another. He was really low, saw the runway at his 2 o'clock right below him, banked incredibly hard right. So much so, that the right wing hit the runway and about 6 feet of the wing was bent upward around 30 degrees as a result. But .... he adjusted accordingly and landed the plane.

I was on day shift, so did not see any of this, but they hauled me out of my rack in the morning and said I had to go make the bird safe. You see ...... the observer had actually pulled his ejection seat handles when it hit the runway, but not far enough to engage the explosives. And being one of the only ejection seat qualified mechanics in the unit, I had to go out to the plane and make sure everything got pinned properly without it going off. :eek2: I'm not EOD, but that was probably the most anxious I ever was in the military, even when the SCUDS were blowing up over us in Riyadh.
That is incredible he was still able to land the plane. Was the plane salvageable? Were they able to fix the wing and make the plane flyable again? When you say "explosives," do you mean the explosives that actually eject the pilot? I can't imagine how anxious you were.
 
No, they scrapped the plane, but at least it was within our control on the airfield. In fact, they decommissioned our unit from Germany not long after the war, so the rest of the planes just flew directly back from Saudi to the States when personnel deployed back to Germany. It was when I got back to Germany that I received my NAPS appointment, so I began to out-process from the Army soon after, once I got approval to nullify my contract with them.

Yes, there are multiple staged explosives within the telescoping tube that ejects the seat (at least on the units we used). This one also required a minimum of 60 knots airspeed to work properly.
 
... thread shifting once again...
WTF moments:

* R&R USA. On the way home, American Airlines gave us service members first class seatings. A Soldier next to me was watching a home made video with rock and roll... only it was shot after each of his platoon's firefight with all the gory stuff. There were civilians on board. Told him to turn if off.

*5th day on deployment. Waiting for my ride in the landing zone so I can link up with my team already in the desert. I was replacing a team leader who resigned his commissioned to remain in the team. Enroute, both door gunners opened up on people below. Welcome to reality, from malls to combat zone.

*At my post, the ROE was to engage anyone carrying an AK-47. Only our lead vehicle in each patrol was a loaner -----> M1 Abrams Tank.
 
Heck of a thing to have run point! ;)
... a friend who's a tank company commander found delight with glee of "personnel in the open" and "let it reap."

[Note: sorry my Marine friends, heard you're giving up tanks in favor of those self-supporting combat amphibious ships]
 
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