Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

Devil Doc

I often give inaccurate and misleading advice.
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Anybody, and everybody, are you interested in a dad joke thread? And I don't mean just dads telling our magnificent jokes but everybody jump in and tell jokes about dads. I'll start.

Not really a joke but I'm the OP. I wore a Dad Joke Champion T-shirt to see my grandsons a few weeks ago. I told them what it said and meant.

Me: It means I have the best jokes.

My 4 year old grandson: Without batting an eye, looked up at me and said, "Tell us one."

I couldn't think of an appropriate joke to save my life. My 6 year old ran off to get a joke book and we spent the next 15 minutes reading jokes.

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Twins4us

A new day is dawning. DS, USAFA c/o 2025
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I taught my boys to always have a "dad joke" at the ready when interviewing. It points to your ability to think quickly when asked, "Tell me a joke." With that said, here is my go-to joke.

Q - Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
A - Because he was outstanding in his field.
 

EEBTTF

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What do soldiers do when they find a scorpion in their tent?


In the Marines, they kill the scorpion.
In the Army, they call their CO and report the presence of the scorpion.
In the Air Force, he calls the front desk and asks why there’s a tent in his room.
 
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