Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[THParent]

I thought the dry cleaner was shrinking all of my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along!

 

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[Old Enlisted Marine]

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Is it wrong that the picture is making me hungry ?

 

[THParent]

Towels can't tell jokes.
They have a dry sense of humor.

 

[THParent]

Why do the French only serve one egg in their omelets?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?
Put it on my bill!

 

[TBVADAD]

If you heard this on Tehran my apologies.

Son comes home with three women and wants this mom to pick which one she thinks he will marry.

Mom can you guess which one?

The mom looks each one up and down. Finally, she points to one.

The son says OMG mom did you know? She says, "I already hate her!"

 

[THParent]

What do you call a building in which only adequate products are made?

Spoiler

A satisfactory!

 

[THParent]

Why are 10+10 and 11+11 the same?

Spoiler

Because ten plus ten equals twenty and eleven plus eleven equals twenty two!

 

[justdoit19]

 

[GWU PNS (emeritus)]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. And while many will read this, only a fraction will understand.

I'll just let myself out now.......don't forget to tip your waiter.

 

[OldRetSWO]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. And while many will read this, only a fraction will understand.

I'll just let myself out now.......don't forget to tip your waiter.

There are far too many SWOisms that I cold apply here. . . as my SWO interaction doctrine is Stab Stab Stab Stab Look

 

[cyclist2028]

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

 

[AF6872]

As a Dad I do enjoy this thread.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[justdoit19]

I’m committed to this thread, in honor of Fathers Day, and our Fabulous Forum Fathers

 

[THParent]

One coin says to the other coin: "let's make cents together!"

 

[Capt MJ]