Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[THParent]

Have you ever had dried grapes? They're wonderful. I eat them by themselves and also sprinkled on cereal in the morning.
I am doing a community service to spread the word about this wonderful treat to everyone. You can do the same. Please join me!

It's all about raisin awareness.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[justdoit19]

 

[brewmeist]

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That reminds me that marriage is a three-ring circus.

First comes the engagement ring.

Then the wedding ring.

Then the suffering...

 

[justdoit19]

That reminds me that marriage is a three-ring circus.

First comes the engagement ring.

Then the wedding ring.

Then the suffering...

Apparently, X 16!!

 

[Old Navy BGO]

Have you ever had dried grapes? They're wonderful. I eat them by themselves and also sprinkled on cereal in the morning.
I am doing a community service to spread the word about this wonderful treat to everyone. You can do the same. Please join me!

It's all about raisin awareness.

We really need a GROAN emoji !

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

What has four wheels and flies?



A garbage truck

 

[THParent]

You can't trust The Media these days. This goes for newspapers as well. They're tear-able.

 

[BreakerBreaker]

Spotted on a t-shirt:

Dad jokes are how eyeroll

 

[Dad_2024]

You can't trust The Media these days. This goes for newspapers as well. They're tear-able.

Looking for that groan emoji...

 

[Rach3]

Customer: Where can I find some dragon milk?

Clerk (who happens to be a farmer): From a short legged cow.

 

[Rach3]

I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime!!

 

[Don't Give Up the Ship]

I used to take a great supplement to help my memory. I just can't recall the name of it.

 

[Rach3]

Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”

 

[justdoit19]

 

[Rach3]

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I don't always chuckle aloud at good jokes, but I did at this one!! I'll be sharing widely!

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

What room doesn't have door?



MUSHROOMS

 

[THParent]

I cannot believe that everything we buy these days is no longer made in the USA. Some of these things are made in countries I've never heard of.

I bought a TV this weekend that says "Built In Antenna" in the owner's manual. I don't even know where that is!

 

[Stealth_81]

 

[THParent]

That is outstanding, @Stealth_81