Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[puzzler]

But behave yourshelf.

 

[raimius]

I think you all have a warped sense of humor.

 

[justme]

I think you all have a warped sense of humor.

Knot really. Just a few loose screws makes it appear that way.

 

[MidCakePa]

Hey, folks, let's keep it on the level here. Plane comments only.

 

[OldRetSWO]

I searched for a lighter on Amazon. All they had was 13,749 matches.

 

[THParent]

That's wrong on so many levels.

 

[MidCakePa]

That's wrong on so many levels.

In terms of dad jokes, this one is on the bubble.

 

[MidCakePa]

Q: How did the carpenter know someone had been using his tools.

A: He sawdust.

 

[justdoit19]

This isn't over until it’s put into a haiku…..

 

[justdoit19]

 

[Jellocube]

That's wrong on so many levels.

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Everytime I ask for a level they always bring me the wrong one, frustrating

 

[MidCakePa]

This isn't over until it’s put into a haiku…..

Dad jokes, carpenters:
What do they have in common?
Wood the kids' eyes roll?

 

[justdoit19]

 

[Devil Doc]

@justdoit19

Have you ever heard Rick Springfield DJ on Serious channel 8?

Absolutely awful.

 

[justdoit19]

@justdoit19

Have you ever heard Rick Springfield DJ on Serious channel 8?

Absolutely awful.

No! Interesting

 

[TBVADAD]

Love a good grill joke.

 

[TBVADAD]

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[THParent]

"I hate being half bicycle and half motorcycle", he moped.

 

[Rach3]