Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Rach3]

 

[DTT!FSA!]

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. What does this show us?

That even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

 

[Devil Doc]

Good deal for all the daddies here.

 

[justdoit19]

I see what you did there.

 

[Rach3]

 

[Rach3]

 

[kinnem]

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Like my parents said, "Always follow your heart".

 

[Devil Doc]

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.
21.

 

[TexasApplicant]

It seems USNA doesn't send their decisions through mail anymore, so it seems the terms BFE and TWE are outdated.

Therefore I propose new acronyms!

Tiny Woeful Email (Denial)

Big Favorable Email (Acceptance)

I hope these new acronyms (TWE and BFE respectively) can enjoy their new home as a permanent staple of the Service Academy Forums

 

[Rach3]

 

[Devil Doc]

A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.”
The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.”
“Thanks, Dad,” the son says.
The father shakes his head and says, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

 

[Rach3]

 

[Rach3]

 

[Devil Doc]

Today's Joke - Sat, 29 Jun 2024​ I was having a bad day, and my friend said, 'At least you're not stuck in a hole in the ground full of water.' I knew he meant well.​

 

[flieger83]

 

[kinnem]

Do you have any sodium jokes? Na

 

[brewmeist]

Not really a dad joke. For some reason my wife did not find it as funny as I did...

"I am" is considered the shortest complete sentence.

"I do" is considered the longest.

 

[Devil Doc]

Do you have any sodium jokes? Na

Do you have any silicon jokes? Si

 

[Devil Doc]

Not really a dad joke. For some reason my wife did not find it as funny as I did...

"I am" is considered the shortest complete sentence.

"I do" is considered the longest.

It's a husband joke. Close enough.

 

[THParent]

Do you have any sodium jokes? Na

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.