Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

Wow, it's been a busy month here in Dadland. Well done everyone. Speaking of which...


I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, “I like it Well Done.”
I said, “Thanks buddy. That means a lot.”
 
I paid good money to have DH spayed after DS was born. Who knew Home Depot would have been cheaper?
 
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