Math jokes

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THParent

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I wanted to know how my DS did on his Calculus final and asked him;

"Did you have to figure the derivative of Amazon with respect to the cost of shipping?"
(The answer to which is of course "Amazon Prime")

He didn't think it was funny. Now come on, that's funny!
 
"Why don't they ever serve alcohol at math parties?"

Because one should not "Drink and Derive", of course.
 
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"Why couldn't the angle get a car loan?"

"Because her parents wouldn't cosign"
 
"What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?"

"Zorn's Lemon!"
 
I told a couple of these to a Marine friend of mine and got a blank stare.
He fires this gem back at me;

"What's red and smells like blue paint?"

I said; "I don't know, what?"

He says; "Red paint, you idiot"
 
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Rick, fresh out of the Army, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"

"22," Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realized he wouldn't get the job.

About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, the other two we interviewed were former-marines and you were the closest."
 
In high school, one of the days during homecoming week was "I" day. You were supposed to represent something that started with "I". Maybe your shirt was Indigo in color, maybe it had an Ice cream on it. Could be that your shirt was Inside out. My son made a shirt that had the square root of -1 on the front. The only people that got it were the people in his calculus class.
 
Somebody pass THParent some crayons to eat - Marines, can't take them anywhere

Skuze me while I seek cover and concealment
 
I ate some apple pie for breakfast this morning. It was delicious.
 
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