Roller coaster I: Get Us (The Parents) Through Plebe Year - Class of ‘26 🎢

[FutureAcademyDad?]

Aggregate haiku posts could eventually rival the Bacon Thread.

Unintended consequences?

 

[Capt MJ]

Aggregate haiku posts could eventually rival the Bacon Thread.

Unintended consequences?

 

[MidCakePa]

Aggregate haiku posts could eventually rival the Bacon Thread.

Haiku thread someday
may surpass our bacon thread.
Long way to go, though.

 

[justdoit19]

Haiku - now showing in a thread near you.

Hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaa

 

[justdoit19]

Aggregate haiku posts could eventually rival the Bacon Thread.

Unintended consequences?

Blasphemy. Paging the great bacon overlord @THParent

 

[A1Janitor]

Blasphemy. Paging the great bacon overlord @THParent

I don’t think bacon has anything to worry about.

 

[justdoit19]

I don’t think bacon has anything to worry about.

It was quietly overtaken by Wordle. I will always be concerned with bacon

 

[Capt MJ]

It was quietly overtaken by Wordle. I will always be concerned with bacon.

Wordle thread is a data stream listicle (first time using this word in print, not sure if I am proud of it) in the greater landscape of SAF, whilst the bacon thread is…indescribable. And delicious. And lacking green squares in a good way.

 

[ProudPapa26_28]

When do we switch to Roller Coaster II???

 

[ProudPapa26_28]

Oops, not in Haiku. . .

Plebe Year done and gone
Now moving on to Youngster
Roller Coaster II

 

[A1Janitor]

Year two is bumper cars, year 3 is ferris wheel, year 4 is merry go round.

 

[DTT!FSA!]

Aim for Firstie Year
Accept the 2 for 7
Service Assignment!

 

[DTT!FSA!]

What are Mud Puppies?
Go subs and you may find out
Hold breath; no breaking

 

[DTT!FSA!]

Not so glorious
But C's do get their degrees
Anchor does also

 

[Capt MJ]

Haiku - the gift that keeps on giving, popping up everywhere.

 

[MidCakePa]

Plebe Year done and gone
Now moving on to Youngster
Roller Coaster II

At the risk of coming off as the “haiku police”…

@ProudPapa2026, you need to check your last line because “II” has three syllables — “eleven” — which means that line has seven syllables (hence more suitable as a second line).

 

[ProudPapa26_28]

At the risk of coming off as the “haiku police”…

@ProudPapa2026, you need to check your last line because “II” has three syllables — “eleven” — which means that line has seven syllables (hence more suitable as a second line).

Only if you read it as 11. . .I was using Roman Numerals

 

[Capt MJ]

A syllable there -
Oh no - too many? Stop please.
Let Haiku Chill rule.

 

[DTT!FSA!]

Haiku addiction
Captain MJ got me hooked
Now off to rehab

 

[MidCakePa]

Only if you read it as 11. . .I was using Roman Numerals

And that, my friends, is why SAF needs a “sarcasm font”! Cheers, @ProudPapa2026.