A Texas police officer pulls over an old lady for a traffic infraction. He approaches the vehicle and asks her for her license and registration. When she gets in her purse, he notices a Smith & Wesson model 36 revolver in there, among the other items so he asks;
"Ma'am do you have a license to carry that handgun?"
To wit, she answers; "Absolutely, sonny it's right here" and she hands him that license as well.
So as a matter of course, he asks; "Do you have any other weapons in the car with you today?"
"Well, yes I do" she responds. "I have a stun baton and bear spray in my driver's side door, a Glock 19 in the glove box, and an AR-15 right behind me in a hidden compartment that my nephew built for me...he's such a nice boy!...oh and a shotgun in the trunk."
The police officer is reeling. "What on Earth are you afraid of, lady?
She says; "Not a darned thing, junior!"