FG Delahanty arrived on campus one day before he was authorized, eliciting the (reportedly) mild irritation of his ROTC liaison. Idealists may attribute his premature advent to a gung-ho attitude. Cynics may suggest he wanted to claim the best desk and bookshelf in the dorm room. However, the real reason he slept on the floor of my hotel room that night was that he had never troubled himself to read the arrival instructions emailed a month earlier by his cadre. Oddly, at least one other genious in his ROTC class did the same thing. He returned to campus in strapping condition, though. Summer accomplishments included by my count 15,000 PU, 15,000 SU, 1,500 pullups, 300 miles (some in combat boots), and six buckets of golf balls (but, alas, not a single fish). I am fairly certain his biceps now exceed the size of his brain.