Automatic Hijack Thread

ChipAyten said:
mmmm i love the sound of second amendment ANYTIME
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Fixed it for you. :thumb:

BTW, if "Con" is the oppositie of "Pro", does that explain the relationship between "Progress" and "Congress"? :yllol:
 
Jamzmom's random thoughts for an awesome friday

Meh. Wonder what a Bigfoot eats to make it to 500 lbs...... Hmmmmm... There's no Dairy Queen, McDonalds out there in the GA woods......Gee.....wonder if the thing is related to me in some way...chocolate.....would this fall into the "might be a redneck if" category.....I'd hate to see the birth of one of these puppies.......blood & guts everywhere.....bet I could catch me one for some manual labor around here.....surely if one is in GA, they're close......chocolate.......how many Bigfoots (or is it Bigfeet) does it take to change a light bulb.....wonder what my SAF friends are doing....probably thinking about Noms, Georgia, DODMERB......chocolate......

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/us/15bigfoot.html?em
 
Please keep all Bigfeet (Bigfoots?), black bears, and things that go bump in the night in your own backyards and away from the Round Pond Campground for at least one week.....:eek:
 
Oh, no! They killed Chaka! :eek:

Cookie goes to the first person who gets that! :biggrin:
 
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Can I have my cookie now? :shake:
 
Here you go, but only if you didn't use Google first! :shake:

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/20/usa3?gusrc=rss&feed=worldnews

During the thawing process, Bigfoot experts noticed that part of the creature's head was "unusually hollow", and their suspicions were confirmed when the ice melted to reveal a rubber foot.
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OH SNAP AGAIN! I called those experts just last night to tell them I have Chaka's body out in the beer frig in the garage! No wonder they haven't returned my call. They just found out they all have "unusually hollow" heads! Nuts! I was only asking for 50,000. I thought if I'd ask for more, they'd get suspicious.
 
For the upcoming holiday

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

  • Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
  • Turn on the electric mixer… Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  • Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
  • Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor..
  • Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
  • Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a hoot. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
  • Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
 
WAMom68 said:
I agree with this too. I really enjoy going to the Tacoma Rainiers games where I can get a seat behind home plate for $9. The park is smaller, the people are friendly, and the players are more accessible. I'm still a Seattle Mariners fan but don't go to games very often.
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Hey I go to Rainiers games toooo I have fond memories of the Tacoma Tigers
.. WOW that shows my age... My kids (as scouts) have done the sleep over on the field for years now!

We splurged and attended the Seahawks/Patriots game this past weekend.. as my hubby, daughter and son are PATS fan.. There I was cheering my Seahawks on... sniffle but we lost..
 
Notice how Land of the Lost can actually translate to LOL. Hmmmmm....

Anyhow... made Parkhurst's cookies. Sorta kinda. Happy holidays to all!
 
jamzmom said:
Notice how Land of the Lost can actually translate to LOL. Hmmmmm....

Anyhow... made Parkhurst's cookies. Sorta kinda. Happy holidays to all!
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would you like my address ??? :biggrin:

actually the Schwan's man came the other night.. so now I can bake too! LOL Oatmeal Raisin and Chocolate Chip :redface: actually my 13 yr old bakes them since he says I don't have the time LOL
 
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