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"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks."
In the Navy, we ask the Marines to switch tents with us.What do soldiers do when they find a scorpion in their tent?
In the Marines, they kill the scorpion.
In the Army, they call their CO and report the presence of the scorpion.
In the Air Force, he calls the front desk and asks why there’s a tent in his room.