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One my grandpa told me: (he always has the best jokes)
Three sons take a loan from their father. Their father gives them each 1k, on the condition that they have to pay it back NO matter what. "Even if I die," he says "you have to pay me back. It's all I ask."
The sons take the loan, and years later, before any of them have begun to pay it off, the father passes away.
At his funeral, the sons arrive with enough cash to pay off the loan they took, according to their father's wishes.
The first son takes a stack of hundred dollar bills, and throws it into the casket. The second brother does the same, and throws a stack of bills (totaling 1k) into the casket.
The third son walks up to the casket, pauses, and pulls out a checkbook. He writes a check for $3,000, takes the two stacks of money, and throws the check into the casket.
Three sons take a loan from their father. Their father gives them each 1k, on the condition that they have to pay it back NO matter what. "Even if I die," he says "you have to pay me back. It's all I ask."
The sons take the loan, and years later, before any of them have begun to pay it off, the father passes away.
At his funeral, the sons arrive with enough cash to pay off the loan they took, according to their father's wishes.
The first son takes a stack of hundred dollar bills, and throws it into the casket. The second brother does the same, and throws a stack of bills (totaling 1k) into the casket.
The third son walks up to the casket, pauses, and pulls out a checkbook. He writes a check for $3,000, takes the two stacks of money, and throws the check into the casket.