Now Flieger. I know how fun it is to play "let's get the cadets all spun up!", but shame on you for picking on those young-uns that way!
Ok, kiddies, calm down. Uncle Bullet will make that mean, old, nasty Flieger man go away and tell you what I know (as the guy in the Pentagon working the F-35 issue).
Every settled? Comfy? Want to blow you nose? No? Want a cookie? Good, Uncle Bullet will now tell you a GOOD bed-time story...
The AF is buying over 1700 F-35s (yippee!), or at least planning to for now. (Settle down, settle down...) That may change when the budget fall out happens. Don't worry kids, I'll turn that page and go onto something nice. (Packermatt, eyes up here, pay attention, and stop pulling on katienavy's hair!) No, I repeat, no talk about making them UCAVs. (People, people, settle DOWN!) So, lots of you will have the chance to fly them one day.
And they all lived happily ever after.....
Tomorrow, the scary story of "Johnny the brave UPT student and the class that only got Predators!" "oooooooooohhhhhhh!"