Humor for my Navy and Marine friends

Capt MJ said:
The Butter Bar Posts - see:

Experience working in USAF after graduation with AFROTC scholarship

It will be great if anyone can share their direct or indirect experience joining USAF after graduating with AFROTC scholarship. My son got into Vanderbilt with Type 1 scholarship where AFROTC will pay full tuition and fees. We are contemplating on quality of experience in AF after his...
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Out of respect for the OP and people having serious discussion over in that thread, and because I so want to post the below because of the fun we were having with O-1 humor, I brought it over here.
@AROTC-dad @WT Door Your posts tickled me, so I had to go rooting around until I found this one from some years ago.

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I'm guessing my own DS resembles that remark :lolatyou:
 
I was reading comments on another site and the gang was in rare form:
"The Moskova has been converted to a sea reef in order to improve the habitat of the local sea life in accord with Putin's passion for environmentalism. This is all according to plan."
"The Moskova identifies as a submarine now."
"Preferred pronouns: was/were."
 
StPaulDad said:
I was reading comments on another site and the gang was in rare form:
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LOL.. I saw two great mime's (to bad I don't know how to copy them and past them here)
They include:
Zelensky playing the old Battleship Game ....with text "No Explanation Needed"
A Model Box (I think it was the old Revel Company) with the label Moskva Cruiser, but only showing the waves.
 
I have been receiving these EMails lately suggesting that I spend hundreds of dollars to get photos of my Firstie on The Yard.
Yeah, I don't think so.

What sort of weiner poses for a photo like this, I wonder? Do these Legacy Studios people not understand how stupid this is?

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First post of the thread brought back so many memories.

Didn't have Aviators, but OMG were there two many Os on the bridge at times. You forgot the hang wire. I remember nights or even days rolling side to side and hanging on. So glad I work from home. ;-)
 
A young Marine officer was in a serious car accident, but the only visible permanent injury was to both of his ears, which were amputated. Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the Marine and eventually rose to the rank of General. He was however, very sensitive about his appearance. One day the General was interviewing three Marines for his personal aide. The first was an aviator, and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the General asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

The young officer answered, "Why yes, sir. I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears." The general got very angry at the lack of tact and threw him out.

The second interview was with a female Lieutenant, and she was even better. The General asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" She replied, "Well, sir, you have no ears." The General threw her out also.

The third interview was with a Marine Gunny. He was articulate, looked extremely sharp and seemed to know more than the two officers combined (surprise).

The General wanted this guy, and went ahead with the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

To his surprise, the Gunny said, "Yes sir, you wear contact lenses."

The General was very impressed and thought, what an incredibly observant Gunny, and he didn't mention my ears. "And how do you know that I wear contacts?" The General asked.

The sharp-witted Gunny replied, "Well, sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no freaking ears."
 
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