- Joined
- May 22, 2018
- Messages
- 5,515
There is more BACON than USNA APPOINTMENTS
That's because bacon is an outstanding candidate.
It shows superior performance in all its classes -- breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, even dessert.
Does particularly well in STEM: Saturated fat, Taste, Energy, Medicinal.
Has strong extracurriculars -- as a sandwich or an entree or a side dish or a topping or a mix-in.
Does well on SAT: Satisfying and Absolutely Tasty.
Scores high on CFA: Cholesterol, Fat, Arteriosclerosis.
Above all, demonstrates leadership -- is the absolute best among all meats (with the possible exception of U.S. Prime ribeye).
Oh, and has multiple nominations! Because who doesn't love bacon?