Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)
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This was always my favorite one from the 100s of Boy's Life mags we got over the years.
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A man walks into a bar
"Ouch!" he says
"Ouch!" he says
Old Enlisted Marine
The only title better than Marine is DAD
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I don't trust stairs they are always up to something
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If you have a pizza with a radius Z and a thickness of A, its volume =
Pi*Z*Z*A
Border Collie: What do you mean, I'm too controlling?
Sheep: You herd me.
When a millennial asks why everyone in old photos have red eyes, I tell them they were too young to remember the great demon uprising of the 1980's.
Pi*Z*Z*A
Border Collie: What do you mean, I'm too controlling?
Sheep: You herd me.
When a millennial asks why everyone in old photos have red eyes, I tell them they were too young to remember the great demon uprising of the 1980's.
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An old classic for entertaining children:
How do you fit 4 elephants in a Mini?
2 in front, 2 in the back
What game do four elephants in a Mini play?
Squash
How do you fit 4 giraffes in a Mini?
Take out the elephants, put 2 in the front, 2 in the back.
How do you fit 5 elephants into a Mini?
5 elephants won't fit in a Mini silly.
How do you fit 5 elephants into a VW beetle?
2 in front, 2 in the back, 1 in the ash tray.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge?
There are elephant tracks in the peanut butter.
How can you tell there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
There are two sets of elephant tracks in the peanut butter.
How can you tell there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
You are all out of peanut butter.
How do you tell you have 4 elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.
How can you tell there are 5 elephants in the fridge?
There's a Beetle parked in the driveway.
The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which ones?
The giraffes. They are stuck in the Mini.
Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
The alligators are at the King's party.
How do you fit 4 elephants in a Mini?
2 in front, 2 in the back
What game do four elephants in a Mini play?
Squash
How do you fit 4 giraffes in a Mini?
Take out the elephants, put 2 in the front, 2 in the back.
How do you fit 5 elephants into a Mini?
5 elephants won't fit in a Mini silly.
How do you fit 5 elephants into a VW beetle?
2 in front, 2 in the back, 1 in the ash tray.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge?
There are elephant tracks in the peanut butter.
How can you tell there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
There are two sets of elephant tracks in the peanut butter.
How can you tell there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
You are all out of peanut butter.
How do you tell you have 4 elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.
How can you tell there are 5 elephants in the fridge?
There's a Beetle parked in the driveway.
The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which ones?
The giraffes. They are stuck in the Mini.
Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
The alligators are at the King's party.
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It's Pi day, so...
Why should you never argue with pi?
He is completely irrational.
Why should you never argue with pi?
He is completely irrational.