Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

StPaulDad

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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and says "You drive, I'll man the gun."

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Too dark?)
 
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