Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[OldRetSWO]

What’s a cow emoji called?


An e-moo-ji!

 

[AF6872]

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug.

 

[THParent]

 

[OldRetSWO]

I knew a guy who got fired from the Calendar factory.



All he did was take a day off.

 

[Rach3]

 

[Rach3]

 

[GoCubbies]

This may be not be a dad job, but I know I’ll have to go to confession for this one…

Mother Superior says, “We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”

“Thank god,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of Chardonnay.”

 

[THParent]

 

[OldRetSWO]

Did you hear the news? There was a break-in at the police station today and the toilet was stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[justdoit19]

…sometimes i feel about that old….

 

[THParent]

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

In dog beers, I only had one