Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Capt MJ]

Sir Ly is a real PITA.

Sir Eptitious is Nowhere to be found.

 

[DTT!FSA!]

The knight who couldn't read a map: "Sir Cuitous"

and my own personal favorite knight...

The foreign knight who was the most fun at a party: "Sir Veza"

 

[StPaulDad]

The walk from my house to the pub takes 10 minutes, but the walk from the pub back to my house takes 45 minutes.

The difference is staggering!

 

[Jarhead713]

Two goldfish are sitting in a tank.

One looks at the other and says "You have any idea how to drive this thing?"

 

[Capt MJ]

Two goldfish are sitting in a tank.

One looks at the other and says "You have any idea how to drive this thing?"

Cool - military dad joke. Well played.

 

[StPaulDad]

I'm pretty sure this one didn't come from here, but at this point it hardly matters.

 

[flieger83]

 

[kinnem]

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I gotta get me one of those!

 

[WestCoastRefugee]

A man walked up to a ticket counter at the airport with a dead possum under his arm. The agent asked, "Sir, will you be checking that?" The man replied, "No, it's carrion."

 

[AF6872]

Horatius at the Bridge. We need more. Plutarch.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[THParent]

Best homemade ornament, ever!

 

[THParent]

A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a clinic to give blood.

The nurse asks the rabbit: "What blood type are you?"

The rabbit replies: "I'm pretty sure I'm a Type-O."

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[AF6872]

Who knew.

 

[THParent]

What do you call a one-legged Hippo?


A Hoppo.

 

[flieger83]

TOO much?

 

[THParent]

John Kerry farts at the 2023 United Nations Climate Change Conference:

Check out the response of the gal sitting next to "Mr. Emissions".
That's funny. I don't care who you are!

 

[THParent]

This is so juvenile that it must be from the mind of a Dad: