Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[justme]

When I was younger, I hoped to be a monk. But, I never got the chants.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[TBVADAD]

I was going to start group for Moron support , but my wife said it was dumb.

 

[THParent]

 

[Don't Give Up the Ship]

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Maximum 6 in a 24 hours.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[DTT!FSA!]

 

[OldRetSWO]

What's a nuke's favorite meal?

Fission chips

 

[ProudDad17]

All Swedish naval vessels have a UPC code printed on their hull. When the ships return to port, it helps them Scandinavian.

 

[AF6872]

For those growing up in the great hinterland.

 

[THParent]

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bartender here?"

 

[ProudDad17]

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bartender here?"

I had to read that a couple times before I got it.

 

[kinnem]

I had to read that a couple times before I got it.

I'm still ruminating on it.

 

[THParent]

Okay. Just for you, @kinnem :

A termite with bad teeth walks into a bar and asks:"where is the bartender?"

 

[justdoit19]

 

[justdoit19]

 

[Capt MJ]

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Nice referential humor. Assembling something from IKEA should have a place in the seventh circle of Hell.

 

[Rach3]

 

[justdoit19]

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I remember!!

 

[AF6872]

Then we movd forward. Data punch cards and vacuum tubes.