Humor for my Navy and Marine friends

[THParent]

Pish. Everyone knows that the Russian vaccine is just straight vodka.

Not the good stuff, either. It's this swill:

 

[flieger83]

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Oh man...it's NOT good if you love that guy?!!!

I mean...it's probably cheap vodka...a good, solid potato vodka would, well, Это заставит вас полюбить кого-нибудь известного, например, Анну Курникову.

Steve
Полковник в отставке.

 

[THParent]

 

[kinnem]

Oh man...it's NOT good if you love that guy?!!!

I mean...it's probably cheap vodka...a good, solid potato vodka would, well, Это заставит вас полюбить кого-нибудь известного, например, Анну Курникову.

Steve
Полковник в отставке.

I hate it when you make me go to Google translate. And yes, I'm already in love with her.

 

[ProudDad17]

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Where is the "groan" emoji???

 

[Devil Doc]

 

[Devil Doc]

I'm actually "at work" but couldn't resist this one.

 

[Wishful]

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"I knew your brother would send his assassin's; I'd didn't think he'd send his best."- Russell Crowe- Gladiator

 

[THParent]

This is straight up Marine humor, right there.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=307765467229299

No, no, right there.

 

[A6E Dad]

 

[THParent]

"...tell them the girls find them irresistible..."

That would do it alright.

 

[Devil Doc]

 

[Old Navy BGO]

This is straight up Marine humor, right there.

That was hilarious !

 

[USMCGrunt]

 

[Devil Doc]

 

[Devil Doc]

 

[Capt MJ]

Or heard the same joke for the nth time in nth years, especially if it involves marriage.

 

[Capt MJ]

For my shipmates with enlisted experience, with a nod to the many enlisted folks during my career who saved me many times from being “that [any officer rank].”

 

[AF6872]

Gives new meaning to "In The Wire". Gun ship orbiting.

 

[Devil Doc]

For my shipmates with enlisted experience, with a nod to the many enlisted folks during my career who saved me many times from being “that [any officer rank].”

Setting the Ensign watch is a real thing.