Humor for my Navy and Marine friends
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Look at the difference in the 1stSgt and MSgt.
So true 
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I remember an old army MSGT telling a young AF cadet during a summer program at Fort Carson: "Kid...it's dark, there's no moon...and Charlie is everywhere (this was 1981)...pull the Claymore out and hug it to your chest...if it rocks with anticipation, it's about to enjoy YOU, if it simply hugs you back, it'll save your life!Just a reminderHey the draft took everybody.
The things you remember when you're getting older...
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I am a United States congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I am a United States congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Insufficient evidence.
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Did I understand the AF DI to say “the four Services?”Thanks Capt MJ!
With April Fool's Day right around the corner, I assume the comments at 0:30 were spliced in there for effect.
