Humor for my Navy and Marine friends

USMCGrunt said:
A calling card I have carried for 40 years …
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Saw a very similar card for VP crews long ago ...

On a similar note, Aviators often have Detachment name tags (flight suit/flight jacket has velcro patch for Name tag/wings). Detachment name tags are good when you are away from home plate, particularly at Air Force Bases. Some alias's I have seen include JP Jones, Ben Dover, and Max Knotts.
 
Old Navy BGO said:
Saw a very similar card for VP crews long ago ...

On a similar note, Aviators often have Detachment name tags (flight suit/flight jacket has velcro patch for Name tag/wings). Detachment name tags are good when you are away from home plate, particularly at Air Force Bases. Some alias's I have seen include JP Jones, Ben Dover, and Max Knotts.
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Friday PM nametags are an AF tradition.

Can anyone guess the ones that are showing up in Korea and Okinawa right now?
(NEVER Politically Correct)

I won't post the image but the name begins like this: LESKO BR....

'Nuff said.
 
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines don’t get along is that they don't speak the same language. For
example, take the simple phrase "secure the building".

The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
 
Old Enlisted Marine said:
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines don’t get along is that they don't speak the same language. For
example, take the simple phrase "secure the building".

The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
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YOUR United States Air Force!!

Guardians of the Taxpayer's Dollars!
 
Old Enlisted Marine said:
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines don’t get along is that they don't speak the same language. For
example, take the simple phrase "secure the building".

The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
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Classic one!

Anyone care to update for Space Force? I don’t know what to tease them about yet.

Proposed:
Lock the building in a tractor beam.
 
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