Flieger, while your at why don't you spill some WEED on the crud table because you hit the ref!
Seriously, there was always someone calling that, and it was always funny to watch how everyone would be on the floor, yet they also managed to save that drink.
Thinking about it, that was a double threat...drop the drink and you got nailed for alcohol abuse and had to buy the bar anyway!
My favorite nights were always promotion parties, Warrior banquet, and Battle of Britain; tons of food, DJ, people, crud and free alcohol. Of course usually the person paying (promotion) will inevitably pull out the coins, the covers, call things, bat hang etc so that is why you still hear DEAD BUG and women scream DANG IT....OH CRAP REALLY... I am wearing heels...whose DH did that!
Scout
For the record, my wife does not hang around my work/club. She has a career.
FYI, wives in the AF do not hang around at work, they know better, because of 1 big reason...BAR LIGHT. If she is caught in the bar when it is on, he buys the bar! Big, big, big NO-NO. Crap we even know not to call after 2 on a Friday! Plus we are all way too busy at home having Mommy play dates, squadron coffees, and eating bon-bons, while cleaning the toilets and making dinner.
We also never have had careers at all because our spouses in the AF make a million plus flight pay
None of us have college degrees, let alone Masters. We all just went to JOC night at the nearest UPT base and got us an officer just like Debra Winger did with Richard Gere.
We all do meet on Friday night at the club only for the key basket exchange.
Don't you know that's why the guys car pool, and the wives car pool!
Did I get it all down right, with the same amount of comic relief you have about us AF wives?