The truth is too painfull
Yea, the picture of the burger always looks better than the real thing.
Air Force - The ad said I'd be operating UAVs in theater, but now Im guarding a MinuteMan II missile in Minot, in February
Coast Guard - The ad showed me driving a fast boat on a drug interdiction in Miami. But Im counting Zebra muscles on a tug in Milwaukee.
Navy - The Ad showed me free fall parachuting with the Seals, but Im scraping paint off a ship in dry dock. But Its San Diego so not all is bad
Army - The Ad showed me driving a tank simulator. But here I am changing wheel bearing grease on a bus in El Paso.
Marines - The ad showed me pulling a sword out of a rock. Nobody told me that I had to go to college and get a commision to get one of those cool swords. But hey, Im in Okinawa.