Sounds more like a marriage.How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? 2: One to do it, another to tell him he did it wrong and do it another way.
Daddy Tomato and Kiddie Tomato are out for a walk. Kiddie Tomato keeps falling behind. Annoyed, Daddy Tomato turns around, walks back to Kiddie Tomato. He stomps his foot down hard on Kiddie Tomato and yells, “Catch up!”
One of my go to jokes.Watching Pulp Fiction and was thinking this joke from the pilot of Fox Force Five deserved a spot here, but a quick search revealed it's already been posted.
Hey, what do you call a cow with two legs?...then there was the time I put a cow in an elevator because I wanted to raise the steaks...
Lean beefHey, what do you call a cow with two legs?
Ground beefLean beef
How about a cow with no legs?
Was that Lawrence Welk?What did the music teacher name his twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2