Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[Capt MJ]

I almost posted this! Glad you did.

 

[Capt MJ]

Only had to google two of the four!!

I am a fan of the music!

And I figured you knew “Jung” was pronounced with a Y sound to start.

 

[justdoit19]

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[Capt MJ]

 

[justdoit19]

That's awesome!!!

 

[Capt MJ]

That's awesome!!!

GIPHY app. Just search “Dad jokes.” When you need more than an emoji.

 

[justme]

I used to have a nervous tic, but with therapy he's gotten better.

 

[ProudDad17]

You know what's great about elevator jokes?
They work on many levels.

Dad jokes; that's how eye roll.

 

[justme]

You know what's great about elevator jokes?
They work on many levels.

I don't know... To get a really effective elevator joke, you have to be willing to push just the right buttons.

 

[THParent]

I'm scared of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.

 

[THParent]

I just had to put this one in here...


I got a SPAM EMail entitled "digestion issues" which started out with the words: “can’t poop...”

I unsubscribed and they answered with: "Sorry to see you go."

How appropriate!

 

[THParent]

When I was a kid, my oldest brother got fired from his job as a road worker for theft.
I refused to believe that my brother could do such a thing but when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

[justme]

Just sickening how my local pool hall recently moved the dartboards to the ceiling. Now I have to throw up.

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

 

[THParent]

I know KoalaTea when I see it.

 

[THParent]

 

[justdoit19]

 

[justdoit19]

 

[MidCakePa]

One of DD’s favorites, which DS and I got immediately, but DW still doesn’t:

A man walks into a bar. [pregnant pause] The second one ducks.