Dad Joke thread (everybody welcome)

[kinnem]

I bought a blind friend a cheese grater.


She said it was the most violent book she has ever read.

My blind brother in law will get a kick out of that.

 

[OldRetSWO]

There was a Roman Emperor who never aged after he turned 19.

His name was Constant-teen

 

[AF6872]

Good Bet?

 

[Old Enlisted Marine]

Good Bet?

This might be my favorite, only thing better would be an anvil!

 

[Thegirlinthefireplace]

Posted on behalf of my father because they’re among his favorite jokes. My apologies if they’ve been used already

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way silly!

 

[justdoit19]

 

[FalconDad2026]

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's butt.

 

[OldRetSWO]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?


Fsh.

 

[OldRetSWO]

 

[justdoit19]

 

[THParent]

Why can't shopkeepers do any inventories in Afghanistan?




Because of the Tally Ban.

 

[justdoit19]